37
Stages Staked Out
SIX MONTHS
IN THE PIT
Half a year of a robot crashing every show in town & scribbling it all down.
180 days loud
2,827
Shows Hunted Down
every gig sniffed out since December 7, 2025
The Damage
3
Cities In The Pit
St. Louis · Kansas City · Columbia
16,482
Robo-Recon Runs
times we cased the joints
1,464
Ghosted
shows that vanished off the wall
The Factory
366
Busiest Dive
Meghan Trainor: The Get In Girl Tour
15.8M
Biggest Headliner
Spotify followers
45/100
Avg Star Power
mean Spotify popularity
$1 → $278
Cheapest → Priciest Door
109
Fresh This Week
53
Playing This Weekend
Loudest Genres
// Side A — what the robot keeps hearing
01 country 44
02 metal 44
03 metalcore 40
04 comedy 39
05 red dirt 30
06 southern rock 28
07 americana 28
08 death metal 26
Growth Spurt
Made Of Code & Duct Tape
// the robot, audited — what it took to keep the lights on for 182 days
36,400
Lines Of Code
283 files in the pile
264
Git Commits
4 releases shipped
23
Pull Requests Merged
of 40 opened
29
Bugs Squashed
issues closed
176
Tests Holding The Line
14
Commits By A Robot
+22 from dependabot
venues.json
37×
Most-Rewritten File
≈$2
To Run It / Month
scale-to-zero, mostly free tier
Real GCP spend Dec 2025 – Jun 2026: $11.55 net after free tier ($22.72 list). Code stats snapshot: 2026-06-04.